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Ralph (@MYSMUGCAT)



"Can cats actually have sideburns?" you might wonder. The answer to the question, for anyone who has encountered Ralph - aka @MYSMUGCAT - is an emphatic "Yes!" Frequently compared to such hirsute mid-20th Century male pin-ups as Jim Morrison and Parallax View-era Warren Beatty, Ralph is simultaneously the most pretty and the most narcissistic of my cats. His beauty comes at a price, though - largely that of being a magnet to parasites and other creepy-crawlies, never more so than during the autumn of 2012, when he averaged around two slugs on his back per day. This wasn't ideal, especially when I found one of the slugs swimming around in my unattended morning cereal. That said, I found the image of the slugs on his back wasn't quite so bad if I imagined that each one was a small snake riding a horse. Ralph is also known for being able to meow his own name. It's a clever habit. Alternatively, perhaps he's just one of those annoying cats who like to refer to themselves in the third person.
Ralph (@MYSMUGCAT) Reviewed by Tom Cox on 13:32:00 Rating: 5 "Can cats actually have sideburns?" you might wonder. The answer to the question, for anyone who has encountered Ralph - aka @...

5 comments:

Rachel Miller said...

This photo reminds me of one of those "Soon..." memes you see online. Love it.

Leigh Brown said...

Is it possible
to have a crush on a cat?
I'll tell you; it is.

#Haiku #Ralph

Kathy Middleton said...

I love Ralph, what a beauty he is, my last cat Darcy was just like him but ginger and very fluffy. I would love to hear Ralph meow his own name.....

Angela said...

Ralph is a beauty !

~kahana~ said...

omg, is that the Bear photobombing Ralph?