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Roscoe


Princess was born into a cultured environment in Kilburn, West London, in February 2012, then, a few months later, cruelly transported into a far less cultured one, in Norfolk, by her new owners and given the name of a dead American man from the 1800s. Roscoe now lives in Devon with three male cats, all of whom are much older and much bigger, but significantly less hard, than her. Her hobbies include hedgerow admin, flirting with strange men at the pub near our house, dancing into the kitchen on her back legs whilst doing "paw high fives", and eating human hair. She is still feeling very bitter about not being picked to star in the new Batman film, although has hopes she will not be overlooked for the sequel 'Batman Returns: As A Small, Businesslike Female Cat'.
Roscoe Reviewed by Tom Cox on 13:33:00 Rating: 5 Princess was born into a cultured environment in Kilburn, West London, in February 2012, then, a ...

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Roscoe looks very shocked by her sudden ghastly upheaval.

Barbara Troup said...

Why don't we hear more about Roscoe on Twitter? She deserves her own account instead of being sidelined as a groupie of your smug cat.

Anonymous said...

Yes, I too, would love to hear more about Roscoe. I am always searching for pics and news of her

Jeff Falconer said...

Get well Roscoe and let's see Batman at work again!!

Jane said...

Have donated a small contribution for Roscoe... hope she's better and home soon. Sending her lots of love and hugs xxx

Anonymous said...

Get well soon, Roscoe! Take care, Tom.

Anonymous said...

Hope little Roscoe is on the mend soon. We are sending love and positive healing vibes xxx

Anonymous said...

Have just made a small contribution for Roscoe, in memory of my own two cats, who each died at a good age. Hope Roscoe lives as long as my two did. Sue

Anonymous said...

Have just made a small donation for little Roscoe - lots of love and good wishes for her recovery xxx

helen chown said...

Just want to add to this. Hope the little lady makes a full recovery soon

helen chown said...

Hope she makes a full recovery xx

MJ, Marley & Ludo said...

Sending bundles of get well wishes for Roscoe and a small donation from our family to yours x

becs moran said...

Sending love and well wishes to your furbaby Roscoe all the way from Australia!

Pam said...

Hope little Roscoe is making a good recovery and that you, The Bear, Ralph and Shipley have a great Christmas.