Geoff Smeeth, His Kiln Dried Logs And His Pet Llama Will Cleanse Your Fractured Doomscrolling Mind

Geoff Smeeth, His Kiln Dried Logs And His Pet Llama Will Cleanse Your Fractured Doomscrolling Mind
NB: This is actually an alpaca. When I met it, someone told me it was a llama. But it has that haircut that alpacas and a certain type of fashion-conscious young man always seem to have nowadays. Also, I can’t find any photos of a verifiable llama on my phone or laptop right now, and I don’t want to steal someone else’s photo, so it will have to do. I’m sure you get the gist.