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About Golf
Don't be scared: it's not really that much about golf at all
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How To Simultaneously Be On The Internet And Read All The Books And Achieve Great Success And Wealth By Telling People How To Live
A Piece That's Not Really About Any Of That
HOW JULIAN COPE LICKED MY ENTIRE FACE AND HYPNOTISED ME INTO AN OCCULT LIFE ON THE MARGINS OF SOCIETY
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Trains
Goodbye And Hello
Memories Of My Time Living In England In The Very Early Years Of The Century
Writing
Seasonal Update
Hello! As most of you probably know, I'm now posting my new writing on Substack, but perhaps a few of you don't, so I thought it worth a little update here. There have been LOADS of new things up there in the last few months, including
I'm An Ooser Baby, So Why Don't You Kill Me?
A Sort Of (Real) Ghost Story For Solstice
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PHOTO: HEDGEHOG
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1983: The Cover!
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Robot
A Very Short Story Set In Some Woodland
