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Geoff Smeeth, His Kiln Dried Logs And His Pet Llama Will Cleanse Your Fractured Doomscrolling Mind

The True Stories Behind The Photographs In The Habitat Catalogues Of The 1970s

My Best True Stories About Badgers And Hedgehogs

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The Lion, The Witch And The Dress Code

Life In The Magic House

HURRAY! I Now Own My Books Again!

Why I took the rights back to my most recent seven books, and how you can get hold of them, without giving money to my (now ex) publishers

Where I Am, Where I've Been And Where I Am Going (Plus Some Other Destinations)

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Protected By The Ejaculation Of Serpents

35 years - or is it 36 - of watching The Wicker Man

Cat Horoscopes

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Old Litkinov

Fiction

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The Real Stories Behind The Lives Of Some Scarecrows I Have Photographed On Walks