My Ex-Husband's Landlady

You might think I am being unkind when I say “crazy shrub-haired widow” in reference to my ex-husband’s landlady, but I assure you I am not.

31 NOTES I HAVE MADE ABOUT MY DAD IN MY NOTEBOOK

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Granny Kettlebridge

“Any gossip, m’dear?” Granny Kettlebridge asks me. What she means by this is “Have you bonked anyone new and interesting lately?” There is a crow at the window and we are in her kitchen, the kitchen that has been her kitchen for 79.8 years and was her own

An Embarrassment Of Tinned Meat (Seven Tiny New Stories)

A Great School

“I saw a frog!” a girl or boy might say. So that day we would learn about frogs, and draw, or even make, frogs.