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The Lion, The Witch And The Dress Code
Life In The Magic House
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HURRAY! I Now Own My Books Again!
Why I took the rights back to my most recent seven books, and how you can get hold of them, without giving money to my (now ex) publishers
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Where I Am, Where I've Been And Where I Am Going (Plus Some Other Destinations)
RR Hood (Reprise)
A fairy tale for 21st Century adults
Protected By The Ejaculation Of Serpents
35 years - or is it 36 - of watching The Wicker Man
Cat Horoscopes
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Old Litkinov
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The Real Stories Behind The Lives Of Some Scarecrows I Have Photographed On Walks
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A Deconstruction Of Ladybird's 'Well-Loved Tales', 1964-74
The Punishment Of Water
This is a piece I wrote in late August, 2020, which the majority of you won’t have seen. It popped into my mind because, after the huge amount of rainfall here in Devon over the last few days, I was thinking about the astonishing weight of water and how
100 Things About Moving House You Must Know Before You Die
Not really; there are only 17, and they're just some thoughts I've had, and you don't have to know them before you die, or at all, if you don't want to...
Your Billions Will Not Grant You An Exemption From The Indignity Of Death
A compendium of small thoughts about money, the technowanker apocalypse, weather, history, music and semi-colons