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The Cat Who Travelled Through Time
My mum and dad’s cat Bridget (pictured above, more recently) has always been a bit of a wanderer. Never was her nomadic spirit more evident than in summer 2020, when (partly due to her clashes with George) she’d vanish for weeks on end. While she was away my
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Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover (But Also Do, A Bit, Actually)
IMPORTANT NEWSFLASH 21st-Century Yokel Is Currently FREE To Listen To On Audible
TEN BASIC BUT IMPORTANT RULES FOR BEING AN AUTHOR
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I'm Sorry, I Cannot Afford To Purchase Your House, But I Will Write Intricately Woven Unorthodox Stories About It
Just Try And Fucking Stop Me
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Once Upon A Time On A Lane
Subscribe NowOnce Upon A Time On A Lane0:00/858.75066666666671× I walked, with Julie, away from the wreckage of the music festival we’d been attending, leaving behind sloping fields full of empty bottles and crisp packets and sanitary towels and old lunchboxes and lipstick tubes and soggy half-finished
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The True Stories Behind The Photos In Some Of The Vogue Magazine Adverts Of The Late 1960s And Early 1970s
Grey Charm (January 1967) Margaret found her first grey hair when she was 19. By the time she was 25 the horned god of the wild earth had lavished her with a whole headful. She gave zero shits, embraced the situation unreservedly, used the money she had recently embezzled from
Goodbye Kind Friend
Thank You! (Yes, you too, there at the back.)
Yet another brutally honest Substack outpouring about the world of writing
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