dystopia
It was a beautiful morning so I logged into my Facebook account and Facebook was happy to see me as always, being all attentive and stuff. “We’ve made a short film about you and John,” said Facebook, “celebrating all your years together here, on Facebook. We did it because
benacre broad
Three years after I relocated to the other side of the country, going back to the top right quarter of East Anglia makes me a peculiar kind of dizzy. I can’t quite compare it to anything else in my own firsthand experience but I imagine you’d feel something
amazon
"Was informed that my package would arrive between 9.31 and 10.12 and that my drone would be Kevin. Package arrived at 10.43 and my drone was in fact Ian." "Drone dropped my new iPod in next-door-but-two's garden pond, then fucked off back