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I'm Sorry, I Cannot Afford To Purchase Your House, But I Will Write Intricately Woven Unorthodox Stories About It
Just Try And Fucking Stop Me
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Once Upon A Time On A Lane
Subscribe NowOnce Upon A Time On A Lane0:00/858.75066666666671× I walked, with Julie, away from the wreckage of the music festival we’d been attending, leaving behind sloping fields full of empty bottles and crisp packets and sanitary towels and old lunchboxes and lipstick tubes and soggy half-finished
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The True Stories Behind The Photos In Some Of The Vogue Magazine Adverts Of The Late 1960s And Early 1970s
Grey Charm (January 1967) Margaret found her first grey hair when she was 19. By the time she was 25 the horned god of the wild earth had lavished her with a whole headful. She gave zero shits, embraced the situation unreservedly, used the money she had recently embezzled from
Goodbye Kind Friend
Thank You! (Yes, you too, there at the back.)
Yet another brutally honest Substack outpouring about the world of writing
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Some Notes About My Dad That I Have Made In My Notebooks
Everything Will Swallow You
WHY HAS HE BROUGHT THIS PIG INTO OUR BOOKSHOP?
Reflections On Walking In London By A London-Avoiding Bumpkin
Who Would Like Three Free Signed Books?
Also in today's newsletter: a review of summer, a poem and an exclusive audio excerpt from my next novel
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At Home With The Actor, Influencer And Designer Philippa Islington-Smythe
The Post-Book Crash Is Real And Don't Let Anybody Tell You Otherwise
Plus An Exclusive Excerpt From Next Year's Novel