The 20 Best Interdimensional Portals I Have Photographed On Walks In The British Countryside

Tom Cox

Tom Cox

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The 20 Best Interdimensional Portals I Have Photographed On Walks In The British Countryside
I left a lot of great interdimensional portals out of the top 20 that you'll find below, including this one which leads to Jim. It could be argued that any portal that leads to Jim is automically the best portal.
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  1. JRR Tolkien's Psychedelic Lime Kiln
  1. Dr Who Stipulates In Contract "This Time I Want To Be Able To Receive Letters" Prior To Brutalist Reboot
  1. Gateway To The Land Of Leaping Dogs
Honest truth: I thought I was just taking a pic of an estuary through a hole in a tree. It was only when I got home and looked at my camera roll that I spotted the dog. I instantly remembered seeing him during the walk. He was a right twat.
  1. "My Pagan stoner-psych concept LP 'Brutalist Dystopia Doomchurch' was a massive commercial and critical flop but at least everyone agreed the cover photo was fucking brilliant."
  1. Tradesmen's Entrance To Hobbit Waitrose
  1. Tantalising Doom Arch Of The Horticultural Elfwitch

7. Pass Directly Beneath The Giant Ronnie Corbett Spectacles To Find Utopia.

  1. Mixed Day Out At The Intestine Chimney

9. Stonehenge Gets Drunk And Ends Up Far From Home.

  1. “Offers In Excess Of £950,000. Requires some updating.”
A metal gate leading through a mossy archway leading to what appears to be the actual Underworld.
  1. Cave Of The Mercurial Saltserpent
I once swam all the way across this estuary and back
  1. 'Lichen Railway Is Closed In Dr Beeching's Cuts But Lysergic Snot Underpass Stands The Test Of Time'
  1. Family Of Reclusive Ecclesiastical Bees Find Early 200s Inkjet Printer And Come Up With Clever Way To Deter Cold Callers.
  1. 'Upcycled 1981 Toilet Seat Henflap Leads To More Transcendental Experience Than Hens Had Bargained For'.
Only criticism: they should have installed it the other way up. Then they'd have a nice ramp.
  1. "Let's take a well-earned break and come back and build the remainder of this portal in 300 years."
  1. Idyllic Death Bridge Of The Acid Troll.
In case you are wondering, yes, I did get waist-deep in the river in order to take this photo.
  1. View Of The Site Of The Infamous ‘Property TV Presenter Massacre’ From The North West Quadrangle: May, 2043.
  1. Step Inside The Yawning Elephant Tree At Your Peril
  1. Deep Within The Litter-Strewn Larynx Of The Sandmonster Of West Dorset
  1. "The iconic location where the cover of The Who's 'Who's Next' LP looks very different, more than half a century after the band fertilised it in their own special way."
Yes I'm sure taking loads of drugs must be great but what is also quite exciting is going for a walk in remote woodland and stumbling across a lone inexplicable brutalist pillar.

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