Why Reading Online Reviews Of Your Book Will Lead You Nowhere Good
You could ask your publishers to put advisory stickers on your books saying “NOT FOR FUCKWITS” to try to save yourself some hassle but it’s unlikely they’d be cool with it.
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A Brief Guide To Some Of The More Attractive Single Moths I've Met In My Area, Looking For Fun
This gentleman on my finger is a Pale Tussock Moth: probably one the most demanding and priggish of the high-performance moths you will currently find on the market... This is a Small Magpie. As you can see, it is, to all outward appearances, not currently in a relationship, so when
American Golf Prior To The Fall Of Civilisation
"I believe two of those have subsequently been jettisoned for lighter-haired, more aerodynamic women."
Signed Books With Free Art
It's now only a couple of months until my third novel Everything Will Swallow You is published in paperback, but I wanted to let you know that I have a pile of signed hardbacks here which are available to readers in the UK for the cover price (£16.
Hurray! Notebook Is Republished Today!
Subscribe now I write this morning in a bit of pharmaceutically suppressed pain, due to a fractured jaw sustained during some extremely tricky dental surgery, but feeling positive about spring, creativity, my new home by the sea and a bit of good news: After well over a year out of